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Topic: 007S

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John Fielding,
CEO

Schlossberg also confirms that other evidence has recently been provided that warrants the formation of the Committee at this time and makes release of KAL 007’s passengers more feasible than ever before.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Hundreds of petitions calling on Presidents Bush and Putin to inquire into the KAL 007 incident were supposed to be delivered by family members following the press conference.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Another interesting fact from these memos is an acknowledgement, contrary to public statements, that the Soviet interceptors made no attempt to contact KAL 007 on the international emergency radio frequency nor did they fire tracers or warning shots.
For KAL 007 to descend, after four minutes of level flight, from 5000 meters to precisely the one and only spot where a water-landing could be effected close enough to a land mass to provide safety, through clouds, at night, demonstrates a very high degree of airworthiness and navigability as well as a good knowledge of the area.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Another example: 006 foo bar 007 foo bar Using CTRL-A on these numbers results in: 007 foo bar 010 foo bar 7 plus one is 10?
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

February 14, 2002 Following the landing of KAL 007 and the rescue of passengers and crew by the Soviet KGB Coast Guard, everyone was taken to the KGB Coast Guard base on the Sakhalin.
This was an opportunity to share the information that we have on the fact that KAL 007 was not destroyed in the air but came down safely and that those aboard were taken prisoner by the Soviet KGB.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

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Josh Hogan,
Commander

This is provided by simultaneous tape transcripts of KAL 007 pilot-to-co-pilot cockpit conversations, air-base-commander instructions to shoot down the plane, the base ground controller’s transmission of orders to the Soviet interceptor pilot, the pilot’s chronicling of his stalking and shooting down of the passenger jet, and Digital Flight Data Recorder records of all movements of the jumbo jet from the moment of missile detonation to the aircraft’s gradual descent leading to a landing on the water.
Schlossberg says Soviet military radio intercepts show that high-level Soviet commanders were angry and frustrated that KAL 007 was not destroyed and ordered all ships in the area launch a rescue effort where the plane was last seen coming down.
This was true, for example, of the shooting down by the Soviets of the Korean airliner KAL 007 in early September 1983, which permitted an extended campaign of denigration of an official enemy and greatly advanced Reagan administration arms plans.
 
 
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