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Topic: 01 11 R SMT 9

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Most admires:Princess Diana,  Nostradamus,  Osama Bin Laden
Personality:Brave
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  Webmaster
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):James Dean
Favorite great thinker(s):Ampere
Favorite sport(s):Orienteering
Starsign:Aquarius
Favorite destination(s):New York,  The Moon
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

As previously reported, the decrease in revenue is primarily the result of the reduction and delivery stretch-outs in commercial aircraft and component production caused by the events of 9/11/01, continuing terrorist threats and an economic recession.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Blind Pharaohs Doors open at 7:00 pm with a $5 cover, Music starts at 8:30 pm 18 and over to get in, 21 & over to drink Come & dance the night away while you help the residents in New York City and Washington, DC recover from the tragic events of 9/11/01 All proceeds from the evening will to go to The September 11th Fund created by United Way and The New York Community Trust in collaboration with the Washington based Council on Foundations.
9/17/01 The Staten Island Board of REALTORS (SIBOR) and the New York State Association of REALTORS (NYSAR) have begun the process of providing mortgage and rent assistance to families of victims of the September 11 terrorist attacks including families of fire, law enforcement and other emergency personnel.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Music and Life are forms of energy, Its alive a united force of energy, Guitarminator Music Radio One Live New Album Release Truesteppers Album Truesteppers Single Guitarminator Poster Portrait Solar System Cats-Taplow-Past Pets Taplow Court Guitarminator History Piranha Records TV Program Magazine Magnetic Album First Single Zero 3 Movie Links Sclub Album FIFI SASSY LEO SLINKY JOSEPHINE SCLUB PIC 01 SCLUB PIC 02 SCLUB PIC 03 SCLUB PIC 04 SCLUB PIC 05 SCLUB PIC 0 6 SCLUB PIC 0 7 SCLUB PIC 0 8 SCLUB PIC 0 9 SCLUB PIC 10 SCLUB PIC 11 EARTH PREVIEW MOON PREVIEW URANUS PREVIEW WEBMASTERS
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Site Update info 11/9/00 re-did main page 9/22/01 : Added my News Page 9/26/01 : added special message and pic ofr Adam at telethon for 9/11/01 10/8/01 Added Mp3 for What the Hell CD 11/02 due to an unexpected divorce i have not updated my site but promise I will after the first of the year.
COM Subject: Please contact me about becoming a customer Date: October 14, 2002 Time: 01:41:31 PM Message: After 9-11 I decided to join Medicare and Medicaid as a form of public service work.
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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

11/01 – 9/02 Documentation Manager InvisibleHand Networks Created all documentation for a software product that dynamically prices and sells bandwidth capacity at a spot market auction.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It was sickening to see many 'prophets' take 9-11-01 and correlate the dates to read into something that was not even critical to the tragedy at all and then force feed a ancient bible prophecy and call it true as many came out of hiding and claimed that God told them everything but no one listened.
As part of this service books containing the names of all those who died on 9-11-01, as well as those who have died in the War on Terrorism, will be brought into the church in procession and made a central part of our Act of Remembrance.
 
 
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