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Topic: 100

Related:
  100 HD 3    Media 100  
  AL 100    FTSE 100  
  100 PSI 7    Fortune 100  
  Y 100    CP 100  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap,  Credit card,  Windows computer
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  Bus Driver
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Studying,  Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Baseball cap,  Tank tops,  Hawaiian shirts
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Model 100's operator controllable modulated outputs match many testing applications.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

See 100's upon 100's of the Fetish Queen Dita Nude only at XXXSPACEGIRLS.
John Fielding,
CEO

STC is a privately owned company with just over 100 employees and 72,000 square feet of office and manufacturing space is just the right size to provide high and low volume runs with out losing sight of customer service and satisfaction.
The Commissioners portion is estimated at $100,000 and 1 FTE per fiscal year.
More than 100 public sector employers and almost 4,000 private sector concerns are registered.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Recovered 100 percent of $67,000 due plumbing contractor on Federal Court project at 40 Foley Square in New York City, and 2 public library projects for the Department of Design and Construction.
Because a typical case file or patient record can include 100s of documents, and because they are passed between staff, losing critical documents or accessing files when required can be costly to a criminal investigation or patient care.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The 100,000 cubic metres of cyanide solution has entered River Szamos, then the Tisza river which flows from Romania to Hungary and Serbia then into the Danube.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The units are generally used on industrial boilers from 200 HP up to over 100,000 PPH steam production, operating at pressures from 50 psi up to 650 psi.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Why buy 100 inferior species of birds which lay 10 eggs per hen each year when you can buy 10 high-pedigree African Black domesticated ostrihces which themselves can lay 1,000 eggs in one year?
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The problem was word processing and a custom accounting system on 3 UNIX microcomputers that needed to be shared by 100s of users in 6 buildings.
Because Panorama is RAM based it is up to 100,000 times faster than competing disk based database programs!
 
 
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