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Topic: Lotus 123

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Religion(s):

Buddhist

Favorite food(s):

Chinese

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
The Karma Sutra

Favorite religious figure(s):

Siddhartha Gautama

Likes to wear:

Mooks

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Starsign:

Pisces

Listens to:

REM, Santana

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being reincarnated as a termite, Being a James Bond girl

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

When installing Lotus 123 version 4 , please ensure that DPMI is enabled and the environment variable 123MEMSIZE is set to the maximum memory required.
Microsoft Excel and Lotus 123 both using a range of data extraction techniques.
In Lotus 123 you can give a command "windowsoff" and "windowson" that will stop the screen updating until the end of the macro.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Designed Lotus 123 spreadsheets and inputted data to analyze a yearly period of scheduled truck chemical inventory shipments to and from the Carbide Institute plant for Union Carbide Corporation Roune Polenc.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

When Lotus 123 became the rage in the PC market, we were there, automating templates for the financial and publishing industry.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Team sales invoice generating spreadsheets in Lotus 123 where by custom invoices can be produced and reports printed before a final sales invoice of the same is presented to the buyer of high end equipment company.
It is beneficial if candidate is computre literate in spreadsheets and word processing either Lotus 123 or Microsoft Excel.
McCann uses Lotus-123 or Microsoft Excel as customers require.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Alejandro Scopelli
2004-12-01 12:49:40

Both 123 installed, one alone & the other within SmartSuite Millenium, are driving me crazy with their messages about I don't have proper privileges. It seems not to be a matter of "reservations",but the result is that it rejects any change. Now, I am the only user,I am listed in XP as Administrator,and yet, nothing. I have not been able to even seen the word "privileges" written somewhere within the program, but zero! So, how the h..l do I to crowned Emperor, with absolutely all privileges included? This is a matter of life or death, guys, please! By the way:e-mail=ascopelli@msn.com

From:
mohiuddin
2005-02-28 07:44:12

Can we open 123 file in Excel

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