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Topic: 12 Apostles

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Their father

Good point(s):

Humble, Saintly, Patient

Personality:

Devout

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Protestant, Mormon, Christian - Catholic

Favorite artist(s):

Raphael

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ

Listens to:

Creed

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Twelve drummers drumming symbolize the 12 points of belief in the Apostles Creed.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

I was hypnotized staring at the cloth of cloud lying gently in the folds of the cliffs of the 12 Apostles as they swept down to the sea outside of Cape Town.
After lunch we take in the 12 Apostles make a visit to one of the wineries of the coastal hinterland and return to Melbourne.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The 12 apostles want a five year plan, job security, and a happy retirement.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

These are "The 12 Apostles" located on the Great Ocean Road, outside of Melbourne.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Jesus ultimately chooses 12 apostles to be His special helpers.

Mark Harris,
Priest

The 24 elders may represent the 12 patriarchs and 12 Apostles and be the antitype of the 24 orders of priest in Old testament.
Were these apostles from James in Jerusalem (Gal 2:12), who intimidated even Peter, the first Pope, to withdraw from his mission to the Gentiles!
Stephen was one of the first seven deacons selected to serve the 12 apostles so that they could go about their ministry in a more focussed way.

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