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Topic: Girls 13 Year Olds

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Police Officer

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite movie(s):

A Clockwork Orange

Favorite sport(s):

Swimming

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ian Thorpe (swimmer), Carl Lewis (sprinter)

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Ordinary Girls in Extraordinary Pursuits featuring their 13 year old granddaughter Stephanie Formas.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

My 13 year old twin girls have recently joined Bamber Bridge Kobushi Karate club.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Most 13 year old self esteem levels are driven by girls/hormones and sports.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I asked a group of 13 year old boys and girls to come up with a list of what they liked about their friends.
How many songs have whiny voiced 13 year old girls getting gunned down by their father?
It was probably made with 5-13 year old girls in mind but it is a romance that anyone could enjoy.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Most of these 13 or 14 year old girls were recruited or coerced into prostitution.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Is it proper for a taxpayer funded organization to become wealthy because 13 and 14 year old girls are getting raped?

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Daniel Harris, Pussy Inspector 2004-11-21 17:22:31	I have asked 100 10 - 13 year olds what they like to do in their spare time. I did not count yet
From: Jacqueline 2004-12-07 20:33:54	what job is good for me if i'm 13 years old
From: Jacqueline walker 2004-12-07 20:36:29	if I'm 13 can I be a police officer now when I'm 13!
From: jonekia 2004-12-22 19:09:46	Can you show a 13 year old pregnancy
From: k 2005-01-17 20:10:56	could a guy fuck a 12 year old
From: Eric/ mail 2005-02-16 19:30:54	i am 15 can i have sex evry day is that ok like is it ok to jack off 3-5 times a day plz answer me ps is it ok to eat pussy 3-4 times a day
From: veryveryvery sexy sam 2005-02-16 19:33:42	is it ok to use a dildow 4-6 times a day
From: who is k boy or girl 2005-06-20 02:41:49
From: bbccxb 2005-09-15 15:51:04	dfsf klj

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