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Topic: Mini 14

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace, Wheelchair

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Bus Driver, Truck driver

Favorite great leader(s):

Bennito Mussolini

Favorite animal(s):

Horse

Favorite computer game(s):

Donkey Kong

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Paintball, Equestrian

Listens to:

Country and Western, Beastie Boys

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

August 14, 1999-Lecture and demo by David Berg on hybridizing new roses, with an emphasis on minis.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Mini 14 or 30 with 20" match barrel and match rear sight.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Mini Collection 14 count Aida with DMC stranded cotton Approximate size 3" x 3.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

These fully adjustable optional mounts can be installed on the Dark Invader for use on LM-16 Remington 700, Winchester 50, H and K rifles and now on the Ruger Mini-14, AK-47 and Steyer rifles.
Ruger Ranch Rifle Mini 30 Mini 14 PC 40 PC 9 10/22 Magnum Carbine Deerfield no gunsmithing scope mount.
Our accuracy tests with the Mini 14 and Mini 30 after we have done our barrel conversion have shot consistently under 1" groups at 100 yds.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Several mini-14 owners approached me asking about the wider barrel.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

With the MINIS leading 14 ‑ 13 top of the sixth and two WHIZ KIDS on base, manager BILL BRANEN decided to walk KEN KERKHOFF who had 3 hits at this point of the game.

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