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Topic: Colt AR 15

Vital Stats

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Most admires:

Lee Harvey Oswald

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Soldier

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite food(s):

Rations

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum, Army uniforms

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Bowling, Paintball

Favorite movie(s):

Full Metal Jacket

Favorite computer game(s):

Halo, Deus Ex, Grand Theft Auto

Listens to:

Robbie Williams, Elvis Presley

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Expert Talk

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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Bunnell admitted that there was a protective order in force against him and that he did possess a Colt AR-15 in his apartment, but he said he was unaware that the protective order prohibited him from possessing a firearm and stated that he wished to turn over the weapon to the police.
In 1960, another milestone in the history of Colt began with the introduction of the AR-15 semiautomatic rifle, followed by the M16 military full-automatic version.
The M16 copy, the Colt AR-15, now called the Match Target, or the Armalite or Bushmaster or other.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Bunnell objects to the district court's admission at trial of the Colt AR-15 on the ground that he had stipulated to possessing it, and that its appearance in the courtroom unfairly prejudiced the jury.

User Talk

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From:
Mike
2005-07-29 19:55:02

how do you change the muzzlebrake on a ar-15

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