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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge
Favorite website(s):BBC
Favorite possession(s):Linux box
Bad point(s):Boastful
Education:Junior High School
Favorite TV show(s):Sex and the City,  6 O'Clock News,  Malcolm in the Middle
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Listens to:98 Degrees
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

January 17, 2003 - March 30 -- High Gallery Lobsand Samten is a Buddhist monk born in Tibet.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Wednesday 8 January 2003 Tough new laws will ban the carrying of replicas guns and air weapons and stop under-17s owning airguns, the Home Secretary announced today ahead of publication of new firearms statistics.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Posted Friday, January 17, 2003, at 2:09 PM PT Given the relentless media carpet-bombing of anything to do with Iraq, it is surprising that one significant act by Saddam Hussein earlier this week passed without notice abroad.
Philippine Foreign Secretary Blas Ople said 11 January he will visit Iran from 13-17 January to ensure the country gets a steady supply of oil even if fighting breaks out in Iraq.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Matthew 17:11 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Elias truly shall first come, and restore all things.
Exodus 23:17-19 17 Three times in the year all thy males shall appear before the Lord GOD.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

There is 41 14 appropriated from the special employment security contingency 41 15 fund to the department of workforce development for the fiscal 41 16 year beginning July 1, 2002, and ending June 30, 2003, the 41 17 following amounts, or so much thereof as is necessary, for the 41 18 purposes designated: 41 19 1.
This is the Corps of Engineers lake information recording for Friday, January 17, 2003 as of 08:00 AM Power discharge schedules are tentative and subject to change at any time to meet power demand.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Jan 17 (Gulf) The government's peace process received a further boost yesterday when a Japanese special peace envoy and a top World Bank official visited the Tamil Tiger held northern part of the country and pledged support for the process and to assist in rehabilitation and reconstruction.
January 17: A human rights watchdog has raised concerns about the coverage of the arrests of terror suspects in London and Manchester.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

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John Fielding,
CEO

Slide 17 shows our interest expense of 19 to $20 million and net income for Q4, which will be a loss of between 7 to $9 million and a loss per share between 25 to 32 cents.
 
 
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