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Topic: 1 800 DENTIST

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale
Good point(s):Patient
People talk about their ..:Body Odour,  Childhood trauma
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Teeth
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Taking Valium,  Has cancer
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Joseph Health Services has more than 1,800 employees, a staff of 300 physicians and dentists, treats more than 90,000 patients annually and has expenses of $114 million.
We work with over 6,000 Oregon physicians and specialists, and more than 1,800 dentists, so that members have real choices among health care professionals.
The PAGD has over 1,800 general practicing dentists as members.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Dentists are invited to call with questions or requests for specific informatiion e-mail them or call 1-800-616-6399 toll-free.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

1-800-7CROWNS (1-800-727-6967) New products like IPS Empress 2® now assist dentists nation-wide in providing custom layering and staining techniques, featuring bridgework and more.
 
 
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