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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

DVD player

Most admires:

Ruud Lubbers, Anna Kournikova

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite TV show(s):

Anne of Green Gables

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers, Chess

Favorite great leader(s):

Thorbecke

Interest(s):

Origami

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite sport(s):

Table Tennis

Listens to:

Cliff Richard, Queen, Dire Straits

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Hank Aaron (baseball), Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean (figure skating)

Favorite philosopher(s):

Engels & Marx

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

99 EEC EX-THROBBING GRISTLE/CHRIS and COSEY 636607H CARRERA CARRERA 1 CD 23.
99 2 ROC COLUM 1 EEC 688996B BEAVIS and BUTT-HEAD FINAL JUDGEMENT 38.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

99 EASTW GER B588271 BIANCA and RAY BIS ANS ENDE DER WELT 1 CD 25.
99 EASTW GER ARRANGED and CONDUCTED BY LALO SCHIFRIN B043745 CARRERAS, JOSE MERRY CHRISTMAS 1 CD 15.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

99 DISKB EEC DARK/RETRO ELECTRO POP 471311H ARTISTICS I'M GONNA MISS YOU and ARTI 1 CD 22.
99 WONRE GER B923135 BOHREN and DER CLUB OF GORE BLACK EARTH 1 CD 23.
99 BADAC EEC GRIM WARRIORS OF DOOM, FUELLED BY HEROIN and HATE B625424 BURNING WITCH CRIPPLED LUCIFER 1 CD 22.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

99 ACOUS GER and HIST BOOGIE BOYS 026381H BLEIMING, CHRISTIAN PIANO BLUES and BOOGIE WOOG 1 CD 26.
99 BBC EEC RECORDINGS FROM THE BBC ARCHIVES 486790H BLAKEY, ART and WYNTON MARS IN A SOULFUL MOOD 1 CD 17.
99 DENTA EEC POP W/MASSIVE CHORUSES and HARMONIES A LA WILDHEARTS 268200H AUTOMATIC THE AUTOMATIC 1 CD 23.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

99 ORGAI GER and GUENTER HEINZ 572770H BOETTCHER, CHRIS BE A STAR 1 CD 16.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

After 4/1/99, all Radio Era Archives CD-ROM publications are listed with ISBN serial numbers.

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