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Topic: 2000

Related:
  Year 2000    Windows 2000  
  Act 2000    Election 2000  
  Office 2000    Access 2000  
  Census 2000    Windows 2000 Server  
  Microsoft Windows 2000    Win 2000  
  Exchange 2000    FrontPage 2000  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Banker
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Solitaire
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Building websites,  Finding warez
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

He was a delegate at the OECD international meeting on genetically modified food safety in Edinburgh in March 2000, and was an invited speaker at an OECD symposium on social science and public policy in Bruges in June 2000.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

February 2000 The Board received a briefing from the Department of Veterans Affairs regarding its response to two PAC recommendations regarding clinical and medical issues as well as the establishment of a permanent statutory program for Gulf War veterans’ illnesses.
Highlights 2000/2001 Due to the difficulties in recruiting and retaining a Director and the lack of financial viability of the Child Care Centre, the Council decided to relinquish its licence on November 30 2000.
On 20 July 2000 the Members Panel approved the Project Plan attached at Appendix 7 of this report and were kept informed of subsequent alterations as certain elements were completed or unavoidably slipped.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

ServePath servers running Windows 2000 Server provide a familiar interface for many people, as well as strong integration with Microsoft applications such as SQL Server 2000 and FrontPage extensions.
The Windows 2000 Server will also allow future release of Repartee UC to seamlessly support many powerful third party applications, such as text-to-speech, speech recognition and various IP integrations.
Microsoft Excel 2000 is a very powerful spreadsheet application designed to save you time and make creating spreadsheets and other documents easy.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Securing Windows 2000 Server provides customers with comprehensive information and analysis tools to assess security risks specific to Windows 2000 Servers.
Operating systems such as Windows 2000 Server provide a number of advanced network services that facilitate reliable and scalable communication and connectivity.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Also, Windows 2000 requires a PC to have 64MB of RAM and a 300 MHz processor on a desktop or a 233 MHz processor on a laptop.
Replace and strike any key when ready When a floppy disk is formatted with any version of Windows 2000 it is automatically set to be a boot disk, even though no files are copied across to it.
Built on an enhanced Windows 2000 code engine, Windows XP is the new Windows with a new look that enables exciting experiences and establishes a new standard in power, reliability, security and simplicity.
 
 
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