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Topic: 2000 NFL Draft

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Michael Jordan

Bad point(s):

Shameless

Education:

Junior High School

Favorite TV show(s):

Strangers with Candy

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Trading cards

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Interest(s):

Business

Favorite sport(s):

American Football, Lacrosse, Football

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball), Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods (golf)

Membership(s):

Boy scouts, Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Steelers will draft 8th in the 2000 NFL Draft, the highest position they have drafted at since 1989 when they selected Tim Worley out of Georgia.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

2000 NFL Mock Drafts Darryl's: NFL Mock Draft.
NFL Draft 2000: Two round NFL Mock Draft.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

DE Cedric Woodard, a 2000 NFL Draft pick of the Baltimore Ravens, had 19 TFLs in 1999 and finished his career ranked eighth on UT's all-time list (40) as well.
2000 NFL Draft Preview: First round mock draft.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The second overall selection of the 2000 NFL Draft, Arrington's first licensed cards are card #11, #P2 and his only autographed card available can be found at card #A11.

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