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Topic: Microsoft Windows 2000

Related:
  Windows    Microsoft  
  2000    Windows 2000 Server  
  Microsoft Windows 95    Windows 2000 Professional  
  Microsoft Windows NT    Microsoft Windows XP  
  Microsoft Office 2000    Microsoft Access 2000  
  Microsoft Word 2000    Microsoft Windows 98  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Solitaire,  Hacking,  Tetris
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows users can expect the familiar Microsoft user interface and superior integration with Microsoft applications and SQL 2000.
Microsoft™ Windows™ NT/2000 provides a system that simplifies database, application, and visual effect programming.
Running Microsoft Windows NT4 or 2000, you will have complete control of your Internet environment and the freedom to install your own server applications.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Microsoft has bundled IPSec in Windows 2000 and this addition is interoperable with many leading network house VPN solutions.
Based on Microsoft Windows 2000 and Windows NT technology, these applications provide broad and deep functionality to give you unparalleled flexibility.
Microsoft Windows 2000 Server based hosting environment with RAID based hardware for security and redundancy
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft, Windows 2000, Windows NT and Windows XP are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.
Configure Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional on stand-alone computers and on client computers that are part of a workgroup or domain.
Windows XP, Windows 2000 and Windows NT are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.
 
 
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