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Topic: Win 2000

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Tetris, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The requested program will run on MS Windows 2000 and Win XP and requires MS SQL server v7 or 2000.
In Win 2000 and XP you dont have to do anything in the Add/Remove programs Windows Components to uninstall TCP/IP.
MOBOTSIM is a software (Win 9x/Me/NT/2000/XP) for 2D simulation of differential drive mobile robots.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

MICHIGAN WINS CBI NATIONALS Congratulations to the University of Michigan for winning the 2000 College Bowl National Championship Tournament.
Monaco boasts his 2000 show record with multi championship wins in harness and park.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

DAC WINS INDUSTRY 2000 AWARDS from the OPTICAL LABORATORY ASSOCIATION Award of Excellence Best in Processing Materials and To.
Install and configure DHCP and WINS and understand the new features of these services in Windows 2000.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Tasmanian Wines Show 2000 - wins more than half of the 29 gold metals and trophies.
Nik Johnson wins the 2002 Sports 2000 Championship at a cold Brands Hatch.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Operating Systems - Win 2000, XP, NT, Linux UNIX - all aspects from administration of desktops to full server management.
Our software is Win 9* and 2000/XP compliant, NT et al networking and has been tried and tested with a variety of systems and clients.
Has comprehensive list of games showing Win NT compatibility and has started listing games for XP and 2000 compatibility.

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