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Topic: Windows 2000

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Windows 2000 has a standard security feature that will prevent logging into MCO if you are not logged on with 'Administrator' privileges.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

On Windows NT 2000 and XP, the passwords are stored in encrypted form on the SAM file.
Windows NT, 2000 and XP users should check they have the correct permissions to access the installation directory and run civil.
Furthermore, Windows 2000 provides a more secure and flexible environment over the current Microsoft NT Server 4.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Windows 2000 Hosting has arrived at Remarkable Hosting.
On Windows 2000 you may need sp2 in order to make this package work.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Windows 2000 MCSE certification exams are substantially more challenging that the Windows NT certification exams.
The Windows 2000 service that stores and manages public keys and digital signatures, and uses them to authenticate and verify documents and users.
Windows 2000 Server will enable you to increase efficiencies and productivity across your organization.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows 2000 Advanced Server dual processor server using Raid Level 5 multiple SCSI Hard Disks.
Windows XP Professional is built on the core software code used in Windows 2000 and Windows NT� Workstation.
Windows 98/2000 drivers and utilities are provided to setup and configure COM ports from any PC to any netlink module.

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