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Topic: Year 2000

Related:
  2000    New Year  
  First Year    One year  
  Windows 2000    Good Year  
  Ten years    Year Book  
  Calendar Year    Car of the Year  
  New Year's Eve    Act 2000  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Politics:Democrat,  Eurocrat,  Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  Reader's Digest
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Economics,  Business
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Is Year 2000 compliant and supports date entry in US, UK and ISO formats.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Year 2000 and other compliance standards are forcing entire industries to migrate data from legacy systems into compliant systems.
Independent IT system testing for Year 2000 compliance of the publishing systems and equipment will be conducted in the next fiscal quarter.
There are approximately 2000 acres of flood irrigation and an adequate amount of irrigation water in most years.
John Fielding,
CEO

In March of last year the company announced its transaction totals had increased 193 percent in fiscal year 2000 over 1999 levels.
The company is in the process of completing the financial restatement for fiscal years 2000, 2001 and the first nine months of fiscal year 2002.
In fiscal year 2000, we introduced the largest stock option program among Japanese financial institutions listed on the Tokyo Stock Exchange.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The 2000 Pinot Noir will do best with a couple of years in bottle as it softens on the palate and develops more complexity.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Fiscal Year 2000 cases and defendant numbers are the highest since 1933, when the Prohibition Amendment was repealed.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our software systems are Year 2000 compliant and come in both Windows and DOS versions.
Year 2000 Y2K PC testing provides a quick, easy test for your home or business PC.
The Year 2000 Compliance Statement and related Year 2000 information does not constitute a warranty or extend the terms of any existing warranty.
 
 
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