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Topic: 2001

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC,  E*TRADE
Dream job(s):CEO,  President of the United States,  Banker
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Economics,  Business,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Volleyball
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Zimbabwe BBC 15 June 2001 The United States has criticised new restrictions announced by Zimbabwe on foreign journalists as troubling.
John Fielding,
CEO

From October 2001, it will be compulsory for ALL employers with five or more employees to offer their employees access to a Stakeholder pension or a prescribed alternative.
POPULATION CENSUS 2001 PRELIMINARY REPORT September 25, 2002 The Statistical Institute of Jamaica recently released the Population Census 2001 Preliminary report.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

In September, 2001 we will be beefing up the database system and installing the search engine enhancement described above, giving this store almost 600 new points of search engine entry amongst search engines.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

EEC Pension Objectives T he Commission adopted on 3rd July 2001 a Communication on Supporting national strategies for safe and sustainable pensions through an integrated approach outlining 10 objectives 200 per week pension?
A decision was taken by the WIPO Member States at their meeting from September 24 to October 3, 2001 to subject the Report to a comprehensive analysis by the Standing Committee on the Law of Trademarks, Industrial Designs and Geographical Indications, which then met in two Special Sessions for this purpose.
In 2001 we employed three staff members from June to September to monitor the public boat access area and educate boaters and other lake users about the dangers of aquatic nuisances.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

In January 2001, President Putin took control of the occupation out of the hands of the Defence Ministry and put it directly in the hands of the FSB.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

October 23,2001 - CMetro Ethernet provider Telseon this week unveiled pricing and service options said to reduce networking costs for its customers.
The November 2001 issue of IEEE Spectrum reported that most software designers are far more concerned with ensuring the primary software operates than with preventing related security problems.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

RiceTec is pleased that the ruling issued August 14, 2001 resolves the dispute favorably for both sides by providing the protection from domestic competitors RiceTec sought for its three basmati varieties while assuring the Indian and Pakistani basmati industry that the patent poses no threat.
The December 2001 elections were characterised by monolithic corrupt, fraudulent and intimidating political behaviours from the competing political groupings.
 
 
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