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Topic: 2002 tax brackets

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

King Gillette

Favorite possession(s):

Bicycle

Bad point(s):

Greedy

Intelligence:

Retarded

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector

Favorite era(s):

1920s

Favorite actor(s):

Ronald Reagan

Interest(s):

Economics, Sex education

Likes to wear:

Beard, Moustache

Listens to:

Robbie Williams

Favorite philosopher(s):

Adam Smith

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

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John Fielding,
CEO

Also, the range of the 15% and higher individual income tax brackets for 2002 has been adjusted for inflation so that more income will be taxed at lower rates.
16, 2002: Tax cuts to the lower two tax brackets, higher paychecks and a booming economy.
Income Tax Brackets - There will be six tax brackets for 2002 and beyond.

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