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Topic: Senate General Election 2002

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Stroller

Most admires:

George W Bush, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Conservative

Dream job(s):

President of the United States, Bus Driver

Education:

None

Favorite book(s):

"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore

Favorite actor(s):

Ronald Reagan

Favorite great leader(s):

Margaret Thatcher

Interest(s):

Politics

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party, National Rifle Association, Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

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Josh Hogan,
Commander

The final aria of the 2002 elections was sung in Augusta last week when the State Senate formally voted to seat Christopher G.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

During the 2002 elections, however, Democrats gained a 12-seat majority in the Senate, and the Senate majority leadership has indicated a willingness to ratify some version of the treaty.
A number of political considerations, largely relating to the November 2002 Congressional elections, prevented the bill from coming to the Floor of the Senate.
Republicans gained control of the Senate following the November 2002 elections and had vowed to get the 108th Congress off to a robust legislative pace.

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