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Topic: Microsoft Word 2002

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Xbox

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Minesweeper, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Listens to:

Shakira, B2K

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Script Werx has now been thoroughly tested with Microsoft Word 2002 (also called XP) on Windows and updated as needed.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

They are companion tools for Microsoft Word running on Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows 2002 XP, and Windows ME.
In addition to the core Office XP programs - MS Word, Excel, Outlook and Powerpoint - Office XP includes Microsoft Access 2002.
Microsoft Works Suite 2002 (Word 2002 XP, Works, Encarta, Picture It, Money and more) ADD $75.

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