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Topic: Norton AntiVirus 2002

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Anna Kournikova, Jennifer Lopez

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite food(s):

KFC, Taco Bell

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Listens to:

Shakira

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading porn

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Norton AntiVirus 2002 provides unique protection with automatic virus detection and repair, automated Internet updates, and s.
Norton Personal Firewall 2002 keeps hackers out and personal data in.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Norton SystemWorks 2002 Professional Edition protects your PC against virus threats, optimizes performance, cleans out Internet clutter, provides quick and easy system recovery, clones and upgrades computers, and sends and receives faxes.
Norton SystemWorks 2002 Professional Edition Designed for people who want more control over the machinations, the scope of Norton SystemWorks 2002 Professional is wide and the integrated applications offer a robust feature set that goes a long way towards keeping your computer operating smoothly.
Adds compatibility with Norton Antivirus 2002 Note: Norton Antivirus must be updated (using LiveUpdate) in order to be compatible with FoolProof Security.

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