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Topic: Bird Hunter 2003

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Their mother

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

People talk about their ..:

Psychopathic tendancies

Favorite era(s):

Prehistoric times

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth

Favorite actor(s):

Jerry Seinfeld

Favorite animal(s):

Chimpanzee, Wolf

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft, Pong

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Fishing

Favorite destination(s):

Home

Listens to:

Cher

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Hunters are reminded to check the 2002-2003 Game Bird Regulations for specifics regarding particular seasons and bag limits.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Bird Hunter 2003 (PC)

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