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Topic: Printable version of the 2003 ASAJ Calendar

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Oprah Winfrey

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment, Baseball cap

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Education:

College

Favorite explorer(s):

Leif Ericson

Favorite food(s):

Cheese

Likes to wear:

Hawaiian shirts

Favorite computer game(s):

Donkey Kong

Favorite sport(s):

Running, Lacrosse, Hockey

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Hank Aaron (baseball)

Listens to:

Billy Gilman

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Printable version of the Calendar for the Spring Term 2003 (pdf file 117KB)

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

FREE Printable 2003 Yearly Calendars, Monthly Calendars and Weely Planners!

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Please enjoy the printable P:TL calendar I've created for 2003.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

New for 2003, we've included a printable "Cow Calendar" , featuring the famed New Glarus Cows, imported from Switzerland, and individually hand painted.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Click Here for a printable version of our 2003 Events and Entertainment calendar.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Click Here for a printable copy of the 2002 - 2003 School Calendar.
printable calendar (Judye, 01/02/2003, 1 Response)
Click here for a printable 2002-2003 Calendar.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

For those who also didn't know it was 2003, they got a selection of free, printable calendars, too.
Includes free printable calendars for 2003!

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