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Topic: 2003 School Year Calendar

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, BBC

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite movie(s):

Stuart Little

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Quake, X-Wing

Listens to:

Nelly

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Favorite type of dance(s):

Line dancing

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"This is the sort of English up with which I will not put." - Winston Churchill

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Data covering calendar year 2002 will be collected and processed during 2003 and the first data will be release beginning in early 2004.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

2003 Club Dues: Dues bills for the 2003 calendar year were sent to all members this month.
To view the calendar for a particular month of the 2002/2003 school year, select from the month, and click Go.
The Teldon year 2003 calendars start with the last four months of 2002 grouped on the first page.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Mark your calendars for next year�s month-long event in May 2003.

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