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Topic: 2003 Chinese New Year

Related:

Chinese 2003

New Year's Eve 2003

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Gandhi

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Religion(s):

Hindu, Sikhism

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

Cheese

Favorite great thinker(s):

Timothy Leary

Interest(s):

Astrology

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing, Age of Empires

Starsign:

Aries

Favorite destination(s):

The Moon

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Favorite time of year:

Ramadan

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Vacation Note: The office will be closed from January 30 to February 05, 2003 for the Chinese Lunar New Year vacation.
Please note that the office will be closed from January 30 to February 05, 2003 for the Chinese Lunar New Year vacation.
The Ngs are also working on a special Chinese New Year dinner to be served to customers February 1-15, 2003.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

) THE CHINESE NEW YEAR: February 2003 ushers in The Year of the Sheep/Ram which some western astrologers call: The Year of the Goat.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

YEAR OF THE SHEEP As we are closing in on February 1, 2003, the Chinese begin many preparations to welcome the Lunar New Year.
Special Event Volunteers are needed for Our Chinese New Year Festival during the month of February 2003.
EAST MEETS WEST Chinese New Year and Black History Month Monday February 3rd, 2003.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Chinese New Year 2003 Fun Pages And Cards: Year of the Sheep.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Celebrate Chinese New Year 2003 (The Year of the Sheep!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Chinese New Year 2003 will start on February 1 and will celebrate the “Year of the Ram.
1st February 2003, Year of the Ram Why not book now for Chinese New Year.
Ohana CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION - 2003 Year of the Ram.

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