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Topic: Immune 26

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist, Men's Health magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Lungs, Heart

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Has cancer, Infected with HIV

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

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Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

When it comes to the hype and promotion of the BioChoice Immune 26, we at HealthWatcher.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Will the FDA step in to evaluate the claims made by BioChoice Immune 26, and will the FTC step in to stop the spamming and MLM marketing of this stuff before thousands of others are lured into the belief that this product can alleviate their serious medical conditions.
I've been spammed almost daily with many promotions for a product called BioChoice Immune 26.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

BioChoice Immune 26 supports and balances the immune system!

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Immune 26 biotechnical discovery made essentially for healthy people but found to protect, and build an ailing immune system during disease, and medical treatments.
I provided long-term sufferers of Gulf War Syndrome with BioChoice Immune 26.

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