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Topic: 2 Dollar Bills

Related:
  Dollar    Bill  
  Million Dollar Bill    One Dollar Bill  
  Hundred Dollar Bill    Twenty Dollar Bill  
  Dollar bills G9 20    Two Dollar Bill  
  100 Dollar Bill    Ten One Hundred Dollar Bills  
  Dollar bill SRV's picture    Dollar Bill Animals in Origami  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Mail carrier,  President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Interest(s):Origami,  Law
Favorite sport(s):American Football
Listens to:Destiny's Child
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Owning their own trailer
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Be careful what you want; you just might get it"
"A penny saved is a penny earned"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

After more than a year of red tape and hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal bills however, the $2 million tether system was approved for export by the State Department a few days AFTER the Russian government caved in to NASA and ordered the de-orbiting of Mir.
John Fielding,
CEO

The bill is likely to pass next year, and could result in 2,500 megawatts of new renewable projects, generating billions of dollars in investments and a crush of jobs.
” Not only did he agree to the reapplication but also sent 2 brand new one dollar bills as a renewal payment to the Chairman of Walt Disney and thanking him for an “act of kindness” which created the logo 40 years earlier.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

As I've said before, Mary Elizabeth is everywhere -- she's stripping at 2 Dollar Bills, she's driving Abby's car, she's sleeping with the reverend, she's sleeping with Jimmy, and lo and behold, she's the high priestess of the Mind-Science cult.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

We carry the AbGymnic ab belts, cell phone antenna boosters, Stacker 2 and Stacker 3 diet pills, the full line of Vitamin Power vitamins, herbs, minerals, and bodybuilding supplements for your diet, novelties and unique gift ideas such as million dollar bills, as well as gas masks.
We carry the AbGymnic ab belts, cell phone antenna boosters, Stacker 2 and Stacker 3 diet pills, the full line of Vitamin Power vitamins, herbs, minerals, and bodybuilding supplements for your diet, novelties and unique gift ideas such as million dollar bills.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

By Bill Brooks, 2 VHS videos, total of 90 minutes Bill Brooks is the CEO of a 400 million dollar a year sales company and an authority on successful sales techniques that have made his clients profits skyrocket.
Common paper-money denominations are the 100-, 50-, 20-, 10-, 5- and 2-dollar bills, with the one-dollar bill occasionally still seen.
At $2,500 per second so far this year, they would have to be thousand-dollar Bills -- and he would need to have a quick hand -- to avoid him losing the money in wasted time while he's counting them.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

If I go back again when I can spend more time, I'll come prepared with 1) some cracked corn to keep their interest up, 2) with a companion to feed these critters while I concentrate on photography, and 3) with some dollar bills so that I can pay the $3 entrance fee.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Kelvin Smith
2004-11-14 12:45:09
Have you ever seen a black man on the two dollar bill?
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