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Topic: 97 RH 3

Related:
  97    3 X 5  
  3 D    M 3  
  Page 3    Level 3  
  100 HD 3    9 VI 97  
  Team 3    95 NT 3  
  97 T 1    99 S 3  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Princess Diana,  Che Guevara,  Chu Mei-Feng
Favorite website(s):Slashdot,  BBC
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite computer game(s):StarCraft,  Quake,  Hacking
Starsign:Leo
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez
Favorite destination(s):Pakistan
Listens to:Fiona Apple
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

But note that ‘balance’ in the case of the ELS programme, as shown in Table 1 above, consists of only 3% of the time being allocated to the latter ‘spellings up’ category of activities, while 97% of the time is spent on the former ‘text down’ type of activities.
Chicago 3/1/97 A poem that contained racial slurs was allegedly sent via e-mail to six faculty members and several students at the University of Illinois at Chicago by an university employee.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

hlp 5813 3/21/97 1:00 191,164 bytes in 7 files and 0 dirs 212,992 bytes allocated Directory of L:EDITORSPFE701* changes.
htm 504 11/13/97 10:26 3,571 bytes in 6 files and 0 dirs 24,576 bytes allocated Directory of L:EMTEXTFMCJK* b5br01.
dll 39424 3/18/97 15:45 5,980,798 bytes in 60 files and 23 dirs 6,107,136 bytes allocated Directory of L:EMTEXBTEXFMTS* blue.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Reno 3/1/97 Racist fliers from the World Church of the Creator were found at the University of Nevada.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This shit is BEYOND EASY - 23:39:54 on 3 Nov 97 GMT Marlene designs in mind :CARL- Maybe it's time for the US to print out some better words and pictures on their currency.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

exe 26418 3/18/97 2:00 4,490,652 bytes in 63 files and 0 dirs 4,648,960 bytes allocated Directory of L:TOOLSWIN32* arj.
STS-97 is slated to launch Thursday night at 9:06 CST (Friday at 3:06 GMT)
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

tfm 1528 3/21/97 20:04 66,163 bytes in 47 files and 0 dirs 192,512 bytes allocated Directory of L:EMTEXTFMEAN* files.
tfm 1632 3/20/97 20:03 48,675 bytes in 22 files and 0 dirs 90,112 bytes allocated Directory of L:EMTEXTFMEMSY* emsy5.
tfm 2808 3/28/97 20:36 34,415 bytes in 14 files and 0 dirs 57,344 bytes allocated Directory of L:EMTEXTFMPUNK* files.
 
 
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