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Topic: 98 NT 3

Related:
  98S    3 X 5  
  3 D    M 3  
  Page 3    Level 3  
  Windows 95 98    100 HD 3  
  98 B 1    Team 3  
  95 NT 3    99 S 3  

 
 
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Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Solitaire,  Hacking,  Tetris
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Survey Said 98 releases 1,2 and 3 were the last versions of Survey Said to support Respondent ID and Categories.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Oct 25/98 Tuesday It has raigned steady all night I slept pretty good until 3 am when I had some more Attack of Cramps and rheumatic pains in my right Leg and Arm also suffer of diarrhea most of the day our Outpost come in at 8 pm all are soaking wet they all eat a hearty Breakfast and sleep until noon we have no drill all day every body is resting up and getting their Mail ready for the City of Para wich was sail a few days ago is going to leave in the Morning Cuite is discharged from Hospital Knotts Miller Conn and Herrington are on the sick list Oct 26/98 Wednesday It has raigned pretty near all Night but the day is clear and hot until 6 pm we had a heavy Storm and it got quiet chilly fell just like a Night in November at home we where vaxinated again at least the most of us we had Regimental parade in the Evening on our Street we had fresh Meat and 3 good Meal this day Cuite christopher Little and Beatty where send to the Guard house at 11 clock by the Captain for leaving Quarters after Taps Conn Knotts and Herrington are on the Sick List Oct 27/98 Thursday the Storm Kept up all night but the Morning was clear we went trough our regular routine of Buisnes had fresh Meat again in the Evening the whole Regiment marched 3 Miles out to Malette and had dressparade and passed Grand Review wich was verry sattisfactory but we all got a good soaking befor we arrived at our Barracks our 4 prisoner each got a trial in the afternon Cuite was was sentensed for 30 days and $15.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsoft Internet Explorer version 3 - Due to similar memory allocation problems with this software, the same limitations as above apply, even on platforms (Windows 95/98/NT) which would not normally be affected.
The new Windows executables should run under Windows 95, 98, ME, NT and 2000 but not under DOS or Windows 3.
Created for the beginner to intermediate level PC users, System Commander 98's proven technology allows users to continue to work on important projects, because their current Windows 95 or 3.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Speed 3 (27 Mar 98) Pat Mustard, the local milkman is sacked after Ted uncovers his 'inappropriate' behaviour on the milk rounds.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Date: Thu 3/26/98 4:11 PM Subject: No Subject thanks for giving the CORRECT website for springer.
3/27/98 Our access statistics indicate that traffic to our site has dramatically increased (it has almost quadrupled) since the above report was put together.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The workbenches are running Win 95/98/NT and are connected via RS232 or TCP/IP to the QNX-IEC1131-3 Targets.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Even version 3 of NaturallySpeaking required Windows -95/98 with a minimum 133MHz (recommended 200 MHz) processor, minimum of 48 MB of RAM with an additional 16 MB when simultaneously running Corel WordPerfect or Microsoft Word.
System Requirements: Pentium Processor CD-ROM Drive Windows 95 or Windows 98 or Windows NT 32 MG RAM PCQuilt Light requires 386 or later PC Win 3.
Its minimum requirements are Windows 95/98/NT, 16 MB of RAM, Pentium Processor, Microsoft Excel 95 or Excel 97 and 3.
 
 
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