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Topic: Deer Hunter 3

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Likes to wear:

Army uniforms

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft, Counter Strike, Half-Life

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Fishing

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite board game(s):

Scrabble

Worst habit(s):

Showing off, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Deer Hunter 3 Scents and Calls 101 - TomShif.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

There are several standard DEER HUNTER 3 configurations to choose from.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Uninstalling Deer Hunter 3: Your Trophy Room will be deleted if you Uninstall, so we suggest Backing Up our Trophy Rooms using the Player Settings Menu at the Hunter Menu screen.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It is much the same with Deer Hunter 3 Virtual Season, but here you can go through many days of your hunt in a matter of minutes if you wish.
Use the following menu to find our Deer Hunter 3 content.
Some changes require you to Exit and Restart Deer Hunter 3.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If you are having sound or video problems, you should try reinstalling DirectX from the Deer Hunter 3 CD.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Deer Hunter 3 v1.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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