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Topic: 401k Calculator

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Rob Roy

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist, Better Homes & Gardens

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Economics, Real estate

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption

Listens to:

Van Halen

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Getting a divorce

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Links to important articles, tax laws, codes and legislations, newsgroups, and calculators related to retirement planning, IRA, Roth IRA, 401k and 403b qualified pensions, etc.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

buy calculator , a 401K calculator , a retirement calculator , and a refinance calculator.

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