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Topic: 401k limits

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com, E*TRADE

Appearance:

Intimidating

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Bus Driver, CEO

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Interest(s):

Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Trade union

Favorite quote(s):

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Since your 401k contribution is matched by your employer, it seems that if you have not reach the contribution limit, it is better for you to raise your 401k contribution instead of getting more life insurance investment.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Would you like to legally participate in a 401K type plan with no limits on contributions, no penalties for early withdrawals, no annual reporting, and no waiting until a certain age before you are able to withdraw funds from the plan?

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