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Topic: Channel 5

Related:
  Channel    5 F 1  
  3 X 5    5 S  
  Channel 5 News    Take 5  
  5 9 RR 7    Channel 2  
  99 R 5    Channel 1  
  5 Star    News Channel  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV,  Karaoke
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system,  DVD player,  Camcorder
Interest(s):The weather weather's
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading MP3's
Listens to:AC/DC
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV,  6 O'Clock News,  24
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

The client established new distribution channels in 5 targeted key territories where there had been no previous commercial sales and began generating totally incremental new business.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Chapter 5 deals with the enormous amount of consultation that has been undertaken nationally, regionally and locally in order to assess the needs of local citizens, their preferred access channels, and their appetite for electronic service delivery.
UHF channels 5/35 are restricted for emergency calls only - there are organisations that voluntarily monitor the emergency channels.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

There are 5 execution channels (called ports by Intel), one is general purpose integer, another is general purpose integer plus floating point, the third handles address math, and the fourth and fifth load and store data.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Brakes are commanded by a high pressure circuit and the four channels ABS 5 system gives up short braking distances even on irregular roads and with not any chance of blocking.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Supports up to 5 terminals or modems in any combination - channels can be configured as terminal or modem interfaces by using switches accessible behind swing-down front panel.
We are presently utilizing 5 micron channels spaced on 6 micron centers for our MCP detectors, which are then coupled to one of several optional readout schemes.
These channels consist of demand basis time division multiplexed (TDM) data streams and are spread to occupy 5 MHz of transponder band width.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

For applications requiring greater than 8 analog or 5 digital channels, multiple DataLOGs may easily be synchronized using one of the following cables.
The result is that all MIDI data (output by your software) on channels 1 to 5 will be sent to the Sound Canvas.
Figure 5 - The Job Controller Slave channels, which respond to external stimuli, notify the job controller of a newly created message file.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The wedges are disposed along the chords of the ribs 10 and provide for even distribution of suspension pressure upon the wing to allow the bottom sheet or skin 6 to retain a flat surface like an airplane wing, while air pressure flowing through the channels 9 maintain the canopy 5 in extended direction to correspond to the airfoil of an aircraft wing for the wedges 13 are spaced in a manner to correspond with the ribs 10 and whereby an equal pressure is maintained upon the wing.
 
 
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