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Topic: Paint Shop Pro 7

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite board game(s):

Chess

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Maths

Favorite sport(s):

Orienteering

Favorite computer game(s):

The Sims

Listens to:

Cher

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The designs are banged together with Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7, handcoded in a decent text editor, and held together with sticky tape and glue.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Touch-up and enhancements have been made using Jasc Paint Shop Pro, Adobe Photoshop Elements, and most recently, I have upgraded to Adobe Photoshop 7.
Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7 , Ulead Cool 3D , and the HTML editor EVRSOFT 1st Page.
Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7 takes image editing to a new level of functionality and ease of use.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
deboraj
2005-03-23 12:04:39

THIS IS A SAGA! PROBLEM # 1 was: SUDDENLY: Every time I tried to save an image, PSP 7 would give me that infernal message: KERNEL32.DLL at 0187:bff886df. Registers: EAX=c0030be8 CS=0187 EIP=bff886df EFLGS=00010206 EBX=014fef48 SS=018f ESP=01400000 EBP=0140000c ECX=8176c2c4 DS=018f ESI=8176c518 FS=213f EDX=bff76855 ES=018f EDI=014000b4 GS=0000

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