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Topic: Windows Media Player 8

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam, Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Camcorder

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Gandhi

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Solitaire, Half-Life

Listens to:

Techno

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Windows Media Player 8 has corrected this oversight.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

BTW, Media Player on Windows Me has this feature as well, doesn't require DirectX 8.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The Media Player 8 you get with Windows XP, records which DVDs and CDs you have been playing, and sends them to Microsoft.
To view the video segment you will need either Real Player 8 or Windows Media Player 9.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Please note that all current versions of Windows Media Player will play Windows Media 8 video files.
Mac Users : There is a stand alone version of Windows Media Player built for Mac 8.
NOTE: For those who are using Windows XP which came with the original windows media player version 8.

User Talk

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