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Topic: Win 95

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Tetris, Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsoft Windows (Win 95/98/NT) and Java support Unicode but bulk of the systems continue the plain ASCII approach.
With Win32 your Win 95/NT applications may be quickly ported to Microsoft Windows 3.
Win 95/98 and NT Free OutManTrial The trial pack EXCLUDES visual basic runtime modules.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Win 95/98 users: please click on Start then Run.
A Win 95/98 program to ZIP and UNZIP files with drag and drop.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

x, Win 95 and Win NT removable media are to be treated as partitioned media.
This is the new G2 player for Win 95/98/NT only.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Win 95/98 (VXD) and NT/2000 (Kernel) drivers that support all PCI cards up to 8002.
Win modems do not have a UART chip, they rely on the windows system (95/ 98/ NT) to control the modem.
Win 95/NT or higher Windows 95/NT are registered trademarks of Microsoft, Inc.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Win 98 is SOOOO much better than 95.

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