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Topic: 98S

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Under Windows 95/98/NT or Solaris, there are now a large number of libraries and other applications that provide this functionality and we have no intention of competing with them.
The agent interface is a Windows 98/2000 based application coupled with the power of a Unix database and the connectivity of TCP/IP.
NEW VERSION FIXES WINDOWS 98 SE BUGS Its come to our attention that StarLines INC was crashing on startup for Windows98 SE users.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The tips below are meant for Windows 98 , unless otherwise specified.
In Windows 98 select the Contents tab and then click on the Troubleshooting topic.
Windows 98 users will get the warning window shown below.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows 98 includes a modem profile for "Qualcomm CDMA Wireless Modem.
On Windows 98 you can use only IPX/SPX protocol.
A: This is a symptom experienced on Windows 98 and a solution is currently being sought.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows 95/98/NT Software Setup for Strydent Print Server To setup the Strydent Print Server for use on a Windows 95/98/NT PC workstation you must first install the Print Server Driver, then install and setup the Windows Printer Driver.
The Microsoft Windows 98 Upgrade retails for $109 and requires a 486 with 16MB of RAM to run.
Windows 95, 98, NT, ME, 2000, and XP computers can be easily networked to share each other computer's files and printers.

User Talk

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