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Topic: Windows 95 98

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows 98 is there primarily for application testing and any radio programming software that doesn't run under Linux.
Windows 98 This is a user-friendly operating system for maintaining, manipulating and organizing of programs, files and hardware devices.
On Windows 98 it has issues verifying the password and that results in connect problems.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Windows 98 is cheap and popular but notoriously crash-prone.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows 95/98 has a setting in Dialing Properties to allow you to do this.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Windows 98 users can go right ahead here , but Windows 95 users may have a further hurdle to jump.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows 95, 98 and NT compatible - Requires 486 or better processor and 20 mb of free HD space.
When Windows 98 is installed from this installation point, the new drivers are installed as if they were part of the original Windows 98 Setup program.
It is Windows 95/98 compatible and the data can be downloaded at will from any PC with using a standard modem.

User Talk

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