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Topic: 9 Ball

Related:
  Ball    7 X 9  
  9 I    9 X 11  
  9 New    9 VI 97  
  5 9 RR 7    99 On 9  
  K 9    9 W  
  9 IV 98    Golf Balls  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tiger Woods,  Diego Maradonna
Favorite possession(s):Golf clubs
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite board game(s):Scrabble,  Checkers
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Watching Sport on TV
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite sport(s):Bowling,  Table Tennis,  Tennis
Favorite computer game(s):Pong
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Tiger Woods (golf),  Steffi Graff (tennis)
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Form dough into three balls; shape into loaves and place in greased bread pans, 9 x4 1/2x 3.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Grape was 9 larger balls, held together by iron plates, or covered in canvas and tied with heavy twine (quilted grape)
Also 2 for 1 bucket of balls at 9 driving ranges and accommodation deals at at several inns, cottages and motels.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Other than the circumstances described in Balls On Floor, the only ball that will ever be spotted will be the 9-ball when the shooter has pocketed the 9-ball and scratched or otherwise fouled.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The size is Women's Medium, for shoe sizes 7 to 9 (this can easily be adjusted by adding or subtracting rows from the foot), and requires just 2 balls of yarn to make the pair.
Uses 9-14 balls of Sensations for the Sweater/Cardigan and 4-9 balls for the Skirt.
Long skirt uses 7-9 balls of Sensations, Short skirt uses 4-6 balls.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Our 9 foot bowling table comes complete with a set of hardwood pins, 2 bowling balls and scorepad.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Refreshment throughout training, unlimited range balls, free storage and cleaning of golf-clubs equipment, a 9-holes competition with prices, own take video analysis with key instruction points and last but not least a Proficient Certificate (only for beginners) after completion of the course.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

After Davy McDowell had picked up a wicket, Suffy mopped things up with 3 wickets in four balls and North Down's innings folded at the rather tame total of 112 with over 9 overs still remaining.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

It still amazes us that places like this have the balls to slap two stale pieces of white bread around a miniscule amount of tuna and call it a $9 half-sandwich.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Even when our blokes yelled out that we needed 15 from 3 overs there were still a some interesting comments, although they went incredibly quiet as I took 9 from the first 3 balls of the over and my team mate took 4 from the next 3.
 
 
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