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Topic: K 9

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Dog groomer,  Teacher
Education:Junior High School,  Elementary school
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Greyhound
Favorite computer game(s):Age of Empires
Likes to wear:Leash
Listens to:98 Degrees
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Membership(s):Girl guides
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our K-9 Unit is recognized nationally for its innovation and effectiveness, and the money raised from the sale of these calendars will be used by the Richland County Sheriff's Foundation to insure that our K-9 program continues to operate at the highest level possible.
K-9's are evaluated every other year to prove proficiency and we require an outside resource to oversee the evaluation process.
Are handlers and K-9's expected to pass an evaluation only once or are they required to show proficiency in their area of expertise from time to time?
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Premium Flavored Rawhide Goodies and Treats Add some excitement to your K-9's enjoyment with our premium basted goodies, treats and chews.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Steve held Ks Js but you could tell this wasn't to be Steve's day when the flop of 3 9 T A 7 doubled Dave through and left Steve groaning at his luck.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

K-9 New Life Center has not evaluated these dogs and can not verify the information stated below.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

We are also certified by the Network of Canine Detection Services in article search In the meantime, we continue to do extensive training, research, and updating of our skills as trainers and handlers so that our K-9's will be the most highly skilled and finest in the SAR field.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The K-9 Unit is comprised of ten teams assigned to the Special Operations Group which provides support to the patrol squads and to other divisions of the police department on specialized investigations, or assignments.
Sun State Specialty K-9s staff handlers are trained in detection techniques; interdiction and well as law enforcement.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The K-9's assist in area searches, long tracks for suspects or lost persons, locating objects at a crime scene, officer protection, and the apprehension of fleeing suspects.
Canine Unit (K-9) dog and handler teams receive extensive training and provide a wide variety of services including searching for lost or missing persons, drug detection, criminal apprehension and crowd control.
K-9 The Canine Unit currently consists of eight teams: six police service dogs doing patrol work and two narcotics detection dog teams.
 
 
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seanalee wilson
2004-11-12 19:14:31
how much does it cost to be a k.9 police officer? do u ha ve to pay for the k.9? how many years of school do i have to go to to be a k.9 police officer? do u get to keep your k.9 at your house?
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