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Topic: Stroke 9

Related:
  Stroke    7 X 9  
  9 I    9 X 11  
  9 New    9 VI 97  
  5 9 RR 7    99 On 9  
  K 9    9 W  
  9 IV 98    96 L 9  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle,  Golf clubs,  Lawnmower
Most admires:Tiger Woods
Personality:Sporty
Favorite artist(s):Vincent Van Gogh
Favorite author(s):Roald Dahl
Interest(s):Boating
Favorite sport(s):Swimming,  Dragon Boat Racing,  Table Tennis
Listens to:Janet Jackson,  Alternative,  Fiona Apple
Favorite sportsperson(s):Tiger Woods (golf),  Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Steffi Graff (tennis)
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Strokes: 35% of people (in a study of 9,982) between 25 and 75 who had severe gum disease (peiodontitis) were TWICE as likely to have had a stroke.
I have dropped from a 14 handicap to a 9 handicap just by reducing strokes on the green.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

9 Cardinals evenly through two sudden death overtime periods, Ball State topped UL 3-2 in penalty strokes on the way to the win.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Towards the end, Barry had 9 strokes on the folks behind him and was trying risky throws to try and catch Climo.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The power strokes are at 40 increments, resulting in (9) power pulses per crankshaft revolution.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our team of mechanics has experience repairing all makes and models of Saabs, from early 2-strokes to the newest 9-5 models.
Wahoos typically range in age from 7 to 9 years and are proficient in the four competitive strokes.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

9 lineto stroke 12 /Courier-Maple fsf gsave 0 setgray 64 582.
9 lineto stroke 12 /Courier-Maple fsf gsave 0 setgray 64 519.
9 lineto stroke 12 /Courier-Maple fsf gsave 0 setgray 64 287.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

This group is designed for children ages 9 and under who are familiar with the four competitive strokes and who are interested in competing in US Swimming sanctioned meets.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

9 Fourteen Club Rule If any team member violated the Fourteen Club Rule the team shall be penalized two strokes for each hole at which any breach occurred.
 
 
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