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Topic: Macy s department store

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Abflexer(tm)

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Helen Keller, Mother Teresa, Bart Simpson

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Saintly

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Happy

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Harry Houdini

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The X-Files, Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

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The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
The Koran

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Jesus Christ

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Queen, Bon Jovi, AC/DC

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Showing off

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Electronic Frontier Foundation

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"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

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John Fielding,
CEO

We have also received a gift of $5,000 from Macy�s West/Federated Department Stores.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Federated Department Stores operates Bloomingdale's, The Bon March�, Burdines, Goldsmith's, Lazarus, Rich�s, Macy's East, and Macy's West Stores.

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