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Topic: U S POST OFFICE

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Personality:

Loving, Nostalgic

Favorite era(s):

1940s

Favorite TV show(s):

Strangers with Candy, That 70's Show, Late Show with David Letterman

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting

Favorite book(s):

"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
"A Message to Garcia" by Elbert Hubbard

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Favorite sport(s):

Badminton

Likes to wear:

Hawaiian shirts

Listens to:

Destiny's Child

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Favorite time of year:

Halloween

Favorite type of dance(s):

Salsa

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