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Topic: ABS brakes

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Jane Fonda, Henry Ford

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Caravan, Abflexer(tm), Bicycle

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Muscular

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Sporty

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Men's Health magazine, Car and Driver magazine

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Truck driver, Bus Driver

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Watching Sport on TV

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Geography

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Ski gear

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Motor car racing, Jogging, Bodybuilding

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Owning their own trailer

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Driving too fast

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Expert Talk

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Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Haynes ABS Brake Systems Techbook Covers most anti-lock braking systems currently in use.
The ABS brakes and sensor's in Unit #1 were checked out and replaced.
ABS brakes will be standard from 7/2004.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Brakes are commanded by a high pressure circuit and the four channels ABS 5 system gives up short braking distances even on irregular roads and with not any chance of blocking.
The ABS system will mask the bias problem by activating on the front brakes until enough brake pressure is applied to the rear brakes to cause them to activate the ABS too.
ABS prevents the wheels from locking when you slam on the brakes and allows you to steer the vehicle away from a hazard.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: steve 2005-03-13 05:35:10	i have a 1996 lsh. when the car is just about stoped, the abs pump come on and brake pedel goes up and down. what could be wrong? THANKS steve
From: Carole 2006-03-13 07:14:09	Can find brakes for a 1990 chrysler tc by maserati any suggestions carolegranthall@mail.com

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