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Topic: Fast Abs

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jane Fonda,  Diego Maradonna
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  Caravan,  PDA
Appearance:Muscular
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Hitman
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite actor(s):Arnold Schwarzenegger
Favorite food(s):Cornflakes
Interest(s):Geography,  German
Favorite movie(s):Stand by Me
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym,  Baseball
Favorite destination(s):Germany
Favorite drink(s):Whisky
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 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Not with less food or more exercise, but with thighmasters, Slim-Fast, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, and anything to give us those abs like that guy on the cover of Men's Health.
Abdominal exercises do not burn the fat lying over your abs, do not slim your waist and can even lead to serious problems including back injury if performed too many times, too fast, or with sloppy form.
You will never hear of a fitness professional bragging about their stellar abs by munching on a steady diet of fast food and alcohol.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Chris rubs his belly, traces the outline of Lance's abs with his thumb, then presses fast at the edge of his pelvic bone, down.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The hull and deck are molded from a combination of Centrex® and ABS plastics and are virtually maintenance free, color fast, and will retain their high gloss for years.
The hull and deck are molded from a lamination of Centrex and ABS plastic and are virtually maintenance free, color fast, and will retain their high gloss for years.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The type of muscle fibers (slow and fast-twitch) making up the abs are proportionately different than other muscles you train.
The fast twitch muscles of your abs require time to recover, so Monday, Wednesday, Friday workouts are closer to the ideal.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Mostly balsa with ABS fairings for the nose, tail, cockpit and spine, the slab sides of Tornado make it a natural for this type of construction which is fast and easy to build.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Snap-on offers the most complete line of advanced technology Fast-Track ® Troubleshooter cartridges for diagnosing driveability, transmission, and ABS problems, as well as emission tests for domestic cars and many Asian imports.
The ABS Fast-Track Troubleshooter Cartridge puts you in control of diagnosing and fixing ABS failures quickly and profitably.
Sonnet Lite 8 incorporates many new features, such as Sonnet's new Adaptive Band Synthesis (ABS) technique for fast band sweep analysis.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
dan
2005-06-06 21:40:07
Im a young guy and getting a lil gut i wanna tone up the abs where should I start? I have endurance to work them out!
From:
DaJa\'un
2005-08-17 05:06:15
Does FAST ABS really work??
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