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Topic: Abs Workout

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Jane Fonda

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm), Caravan, Couch

Appearance:

Muscular

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Ass, Lungs

Interest(s):

Geography

Favorite sport(s):

Working out at the gym, Bodybuilding, Walking

Likes to wear:

Sports bra

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ian Thorpe (swimmer)

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives

Worst habit(s):

Belching

Favorite type of dance(s):

The Waltz

Favorite quote(s):

"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

This is followed by an "Awesome Abs" workout and deep, soothing stretching that leaves you feeling refreshed , strong and energized.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

CARDIO, ABS and BUTT - A cardiovascular workout followed by muscle conditioning exercises focusing on the abdominals and butt.
Mat Workout - Beginner Beginning Mat Workout helps flatten abs, strengthen back muscles and improve posture.
Burn calories and give your abs and glutes a workout with cardio kickboxing.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The Ab Hits DVD contains 5 additional abdominal workouts, not on the VHS tape.

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