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Topic: Abbott and Costello

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Laurel & Hardy, Lord Dracula

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Favorite author(s):

Mary W. Shelley

Favorite TV show(s):

Here's Lucy, Late Show with David Letterman

Favorite era(s):

1940s

Favorite actor(s):

Jerry Seinfeld, Charlie Chaplin

Favorite book(s):

"Dracula" by Bram Stocker

Likes to wear:

Vampire costume

Favorite movie(s):

The Three Stooges

Listens to:

Jazz, Frank Sinatra

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball), Joe DiMaggio (baseball)

Favorite time of year:

Halloween

Favorite quote(s):

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs

Expert Talk

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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) Abbott and Costello $14.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) And Dracula and the Wolfman -- played by Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney, Jr.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

This collection includes the famous comedy bit Who's on First by Abbott and Costello and a 60 page historical booklet featuring foreword by Irving Brecher, creator of the Life of Riley.
Real Monsters is described as similar to Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third - Costello: You know the fellows' names?

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
in "Abbott And Costello meet Frankenstein.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Abbott and Costello are not members of the National Baseball Hall of Fame, though the comedy duo is featured in our museum.
Digital FX will allow Abbott and Costello to star in a new movie -- During the "Who's On First" routine, a frustrated Lou will pull out a Tech 9 and blow Abbott away.
ABBOTT and COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN Catalog # 1051 VHS Price $ 13.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Lou Costello and pretty co-star Marjorie Reynolds are Revolutionary War spirits who haunt a country estate now inhabited by Bud Abbott and his friends.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Abbott and Costello were also comedians and were popular during the 1940s.

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