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Topic: Abbott Northwestern Hospital

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  Northwestern    Hospital  
  Abbott    Northwestern Memorial Hospital  

 
 
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Most admires:Yoko Ono,  Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Personality:Insane
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite artist(s):Pablo Picasso
Favorite Card Game(s):Cheat
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Interest(s):Real estate
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball
Listens to:Prince,  Blink 182,  Janet Jackson
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Approaching psychosis,  Taking Viagra
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

The CRM is part of Abbott Northwestern Hospital's WomenCare , a center of clinical expertise in women's health care.
Abbott-Northwestern Hospital, Minneapolis, MN, February 7, 1990 Overview of Sleep Disorders.
Abbott Northwestern should not be viewed as a safety net hospital but was included for contrast and comparison with the other hospitals visited.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

For instance, in the first two months of using their computerized drug prescription system, Abbott-Northwestern Hospital in Minneapolis flagged 1,500 physician medication orders as inappropriate.
Abbott Northwestern Hospital, Sister Ken - 800 East 28th street, Minneapolis,MM55407 612-863-4000.
 
 
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