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Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Thomas Edison
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Soldier
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Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Computers,  Biology,  Chemistry
Favorite movie(s):A Beautiful Mind
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Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

MERIDIA is marketed by Abbott Labs for the treatment of obesity.
John Fielding,
CEO

Ming Sun, has served as Project Manager for Abbott Labs and Program Manager for Becton Dickinson Immunodiagnostics Division in the 1970's and 1980s.
Abbott Labs and Pfizer, Inc.
I began my challenge by writing letters to Abbott Labs; Pfizer, Inc.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

As director of trade practices for the Ross Products Division of Abbott Labs, he is responsible for identifying and combatting counterfeit diversions of infant formula and medical and nutritional products, and he provides regulatory counsel on food and drug matters at federal, state and local levels.
Purdue Pharmaź (OxyContin), Abbott Labs (Vicodin) and other pharmaceuticals have been involved with the DEA , FDA and other federal bureaus to assist in combating the illegal distribution of their respective medications.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

We are ISO 9001 registered and have been designated as a certified or preferred supplier to companies such as Boeing, Motorola, John Deere and Abbott Labs.
Facility Planning Accomplishments * Abbott Labs : Justify capacity increase and technology upgrade for manufacturing plants: Intravenous solutions and devices in Rocky Mount, N.
The US Department of Justice, Abbott Labs, Motorola, Mayo Clinic and the Million Dollar Round Table are among those who rely on his motivational expertise.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

He had worked on single chain antibodies and protein engineering at Abbott Labs and continued in this area for DGI.
Abbott labs et all.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

It was not clear from the report whether the paper had made attempts to reach Abbott Labs, or the other defendant companies, for comment.
 
 
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